Hairy Back

Why is the hair on a man's chests Considered to be at its best; But on the other side, on his back It is a visual attack? Why some consider those who lack Hair on their head, chest or back Attractive, sexy, a priceless pack, While others think him a hairless sack? Hair on the head, back or chest For attraction is not a test; Whether you see or you're blind Attraction is in your mind.

Blind Date

One night I went out on a date With a lady, beautiful, straight. My blind date was so great We got along without debate; We drove, we walked, we drank and ate We talked, we sang and danced till late. That night was great, how fortunate Till our next date I could not wait. Soon I found out she sought her mate This process she'd accelerate; Rather than waiting for its natural fate Her impatience turned into hate. Though we tried to ameliorate Our relationship did deteriorate. Patience is great, better to wait And let things grow at a natural rate Impose and push, force, agitate You'll only close the open gate.

Size Really Doesn't Matter

If size really mattered in sex We'd all be chasing Brontosaurus Rex. If we look at the small text We'd move along to the next Step, stop being vexed And thinking ourselves to be hexed. We'll stop our useless patter As well as our inner chatter. Ourselves, we needlessly flatter, Size Really doesn't matter.

On the John

Sometimes I just have to run To go and sit on the John And shortly after, I am done. Other times I sit on the throne Patiently waiting on my own, Until from me roots are grown. Up and down, quick and slow Is the way of natural flow In life this is how we grow.

Constipation

My friend told me about her experience of constipation How she longed to go, yet her body acted in contradiction, Then graphically described her flawed process of digestion The poisoning of her body through her inner infestation, Until she finally experienced that moment of ecstatic elation The letting go, dislodging, and return to her normal alimentation. In life towards many things we become oversensitive Stressed, obsessed, mentally and emotionally retentive, But if we simply allow ourselves to relax and let go Dislodge, expel, eject, and simply away throw, We will stop the poisoning of our soul through our spiritual bowel Peace and serenity, joy and elation into our lives shall call.